What do you do when you want new gym shoes
(or any kind of shoes)
But you don't really need them?
It's simple!
See below for details......
Start by walking in, on, or around mud
Then submerge feet into the mud. Be sure to cover as much as possible
Give shoes a dip in quick sand
Then drown your shoes
When complete, you've got yourself some
grade A nasty shoes
They probably smell worse than Lt. Whitey's gas
So there you have it. A few simple steps to getting a spankin new pair of Kicks
Mission accomplished ;)
awesome!
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