Friday, July 9, 2010

How to get new kicks...

What do you do when you want new gym shoes 
(or any kind of shoes)
But you don't really need them?

It's simple!
See below for details......

Start by walking in, on, or around mud

Then submerge feet into the mud. Be sure to cover as much as possible

Give shoes a dip in quick sand

Then drown your shoes

When complete, you've got yourself some
grade A nasty shoes
They probably smell worse than Lt. Whitey's gas

So there you have it. A few simple steps to getting a spankin new pair of Kicks 

Mission accomplished ;)

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